"Called her on the phone and she touched herself..."
For my first blogpost I'm going to tell you all the (highly) amusing tale of Casey's Failed Costume.
The flyer on the dorm's bulletin board said "Dress up as an Urban Superhero for Halloween!" I stood there for possibly 3 second before the CASEY'S AMAZING IDEA hatched. I knew exactly what I wanted to dress up as! Safe Sex Girl!
I rushed out and bought as many condoms as I could, shamelessly piling box after box after box on the counter, watching with a perverse sort of glee as the freckle faced counterboy's expression grew redder.... and redder... and redder.
When finally he had my order was all put into bags and he handed me the reciept I couldn't resist blowing a kiss at him before leaving.
I must have spent HOURS glueing the still wrapped condoms into a skimpy little bra and panty set but finally the work or art was done. Black and gold condoms for the bra and red and black ones (ribbed for my enjoyment, thank you very much) for the panties.
Match those with a pair of black and red thigh high boots and a cape made out of an old bed sheet and I was ready to go!
I took one final look at myself in the mirror.
I was edible, simply delicious looking! you could see glimpses of naughty things between the condoms and yet I was decently covered.
Just then there was a knock on the door! I BOUNDED into action, swinging the door open and standing there in all my super hero might!!
Standing on the other side of the door was my best friend and her boyfriend. She was dressed in what looked like old dirty coveralls and he was wearing what looked like a giant road block.
Her boyfriend's eyes slowly glazed over and his mouth went slack right before he started grinning goofily.
My bestfriend's expression went from shocked, to amused and back to shocked in a nanosecond.
"Interesting..." she said.
"I'm SAFE SEX GIRL!" I boomed at her.
"I see..." she said, grinning at me as her boyfriend began to drool. "So I guess you weren't aware that the Dean and most of the Professors will be in attendance tonight, huh?"
I blinked and slowly shook my head.
"I ...didn't read the ...whole flyer..." I said softly.
She laughed and handed me a coverall she'd had under her arm.
"Guess you're gonna need this then." she quipped.
Ah well, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Casey.
1-888-808-5125
The flyer on the dorm's bulletin board said "Dress up as an Urban Superhero for Halloween!" I stood there for possibly 3 second before the CASEY'S AMAZING IDEA hatched. I knew exactly what I wanted to dress up as! Safe Sex Girl!
I rushed out and bought as many condoms as I could, shamelessly piling box after box after box on the counter, watching with a perverse sort of glee as the freckle faced counterboy's expression grew redder.... and redder... and redder.
When finally he had my order was all put into bags and he handed me the reciept I couldn't resist blowing a kiss at him before leaving.
I must have spent HOURS glueing the still wrapped condoms into a skimpy little bra and panty set but finally the work or art was done. Black and gold condoms for the bra and red and black ones (ribbed for my enjoyment, thank you very much) for the panties.
Match those with a pair of black and red thigh high boots and a cape made out of an old bed sheet and I was ready to go!
I took one final look at myself in the mirror.
I was edible, simply delicious looking! you could see glimpses of naughty things between the condoms and yet I was decently covered.
Just then there was a knock on the door! I BOUNDED into action, swinging the door open and standing there in all my super hero might!!
Standing on the other side of the door was my best friend and her boyfriend. She was dressed in what looked like old dirty coveralls and he was wearing what looked like a giant road block.
Her boyfriend's eyes slowly glazed over and his mouth went slack right before he started grinning goofily.
My bestfriend's expression went from shocked, to amused and back to shocked in a nanosecond.
"Interesting..." she said.
"I'm SAFE SEX GIRL!" I boomed at her.
"I see..." she said, grinning at me as her boyfriend began to drool. "So I guess you weren't aware that the Dean and most of the Professors will be in attendance tonight, huh?"
I blinked and slowly shook my head.
"I ...didn't read the ...whole flyer..." I said softly.
She laughed and handed me a coverall she'd had under her arm.
"Guess you're gonna need this then." she quipped.
Ah well, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Casey.
1-888-808-5125
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